spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

d0nn0:

Stop scrolling

Snails have 5 assholes

Okay keep scrolling

memesouslapluie:

Winona Ryder age 17

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(Source: and-im-dooneese)

vapor-man:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

neon genesis evangelion

kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

metamelf:

this is so important.

screeches!!