fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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fox-in-crocs:

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

my anaconda don’t

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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x

(Source: justaboat)

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

cockblocksquad:

"One Direction are gay"

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skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

(Source: 7204)

"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."

Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante)

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

(Source: makotokikuchi)

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(Source: spongebob-daily)