harryisabeaut:

Like I’m excited for the announcement but then I’m like 99.249% sure this will be my reaction 

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fallenassbutts:

ameelia-pond:

I ship the gay bar couple

WHICH ONE

(via all-aboard-next-stop-bullshit)

piesexualhunter:

all those times they said ‘bite me’ somebody finally did

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h0llo:

I’m so funny why don’t I have a boyfriend and a hit reality show wtf

(via happinessishardtofind)

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via are-you-gonna-eat-that)

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

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